My personal blog is alannispippins.

For English class, we were supposed to write a parody of a lament with an ending of revenge, so here’s what I wrote.

With sadness I stare

At my computer screen

Tumblr has crashed

I can’t reblog Glee

Doctor Who news

Is beyond my reach

I can’t use Twitter

That’s blasphemy

Once again

Karp has failed me

But he’ll stop laughing

When I use Missing e

A cinquain:


Healer, wise man

A good man goes to war

And then he makes them so afraid